(Source: paufranco.deviantart.com)

There is n o fear now
Let go and just be f r e e
I will l o v e you unconditionally

(Source: disneydailly)

i did the thing.

(Source: korrastoe)

human:

I’d like one ticket to Swagville please

(Source: human)

Arrow + text posts 

chocolateinthelibrary:

So my family stayed at my aunt’s beach house last weekend and

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there

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is

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literally

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a Harry Potter-themed

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reading nook

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in the cupboard under the stairs

let-the-orchids-bloom:

onlyblackgirl:

satsekhem:

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

Real talk.

Science side of tumblr needs to solve this.

!!

avas-poltergeist:

indigofactory:

tardis-mind-palace:

fyliloandstitch:

This scene cracks me up. Not just for the dialogue, but for the mini-heart attack Stitch seems to have when Lilo yells out. 

I love Stitch so goddamn much. He can lift things 300 times his own weight, but one seven year old girl yells out and he grabs his chest in fear 

Let us not forget this real ass response, to her stupid ass epiphany.

I love how he holds his hands and looks at like “honey,no.”

(Source: fefetasprite)

textsfromrotg:

(410):

I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON

(908):

Well somebody’s had a rough day, nipple-wise

detectivebat:

total-aster submitted: 

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BRUCE I LEFT THE STOVE ON

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BRUCE I HAVE GOT TO PEE GET OUT OF THE WAY

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BRUCE THE INTERNET IS CALLING TO ME I MUST JUMP THROUGH MY COMPUTER SCREEN

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TO NARNIA!

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I’M HEADING TOWARDS THE LIGHT I SEE IT DO YOU SEE IT

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BRUCE JASON JUST HAD UNPROTECTED SEX WITH A HORSE

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BRUCE I JUST SAVED A BUNCH OF MONEY ON MY CAR INSURANCE BY SWITCHING TO GEICO


The weirdest part of all this is that I’m actually laughing.